Corn

One time my dad wanted to become a "farmer". You can already see how this story is going. He bought so corn and planted it in the back yard. He took care of it for a while and it was looking pretty good. Then when we shucked the corn half of it was rotten. There were bugs in it and it smelled really bad. Now every time we pass corn i say "Hey, dad look at how fresh that corn looks." :-)